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Sunday, March 16, 2008

Who the Heck Knows what a Direction Coupler is? I have the correct answer for you.

The main component of the receiving unit is a direction coupler. A direction coupler is a radio frequency coupler. This device cannot generate energy of its own that is it is a passive device. The radio frequency coupler helps to control the height of the signal that is the amplitude of the signal. Also the direction of the radio frequency signals in the circuit is controlled with the help of a direction coupler. The direction coupler takes out the signal from the input terminal and drags it to the output terminal. This device can be used with the co axial cables, waveguides etc. the direction couplers form a very important part of the radio frequency circuits. These can either be used separately or with phase shifters, filters, amplifiers, modulators etc. the direction couplers are used in the radio frequency circuits where a particular amount of height of the signal is required. The output of the direction coupler is proportional to the input at its source point. The device couples the signal and gives the output. The height of the coupled signal can be measured by measuring the amplitude of the input signal, the output signal and the coupled signal. The coupling factor of a direction coupler is the ratio of the input power at the source line to the power coupled at the second line.

Another important factor of direction coupler is directivity. The unit of directivity is decibels. For high directivity the characteristic impedance of the load should match to the characteristic impedance of the transmission line. The basic direction coupler is a four port device in which two parallel transmission lines are coupled. The direction coupler couples the power according to the port at which the power is incident. It can also measure the power in a signal which is moving in a transmission line. In a radio frequency transmitter a direction coupler is used with an automatic level control circuit. The purpose of the automatic level control circuit is that it controls the power being produced by the radio frequency power amplifier automatically and accordingly fits the input of the radio frequency amplifier to keep the radio frequency power result to a fixed expected level.

An infra red sensor is also present in the circuit of a satellite radio receiver. The advantage of the sensor is that we can operate the device through a remote control. Along with the infra red sensor other circuits present in the device are band pass filters, low noise amplifiers, intermediate frequency filters, oscillator, frequency synthesizer, random access memory, smart cards, chip sets. Etc. all these circuits perform their particular functions according to their designing. Like a band pass filter allows only a particular band of frequencies to pass and rejecting the others.

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Tymon Hytem has worked in the electronics feild for the past 15 years. He enjoys helping people decide on electronic gadgets from finding the right phone for your business and can help you choose the perfect Background Music for your business needs.

The Horny Boss

The Horny Boss

If you are working hard at the same job for years without getting a decent raise or promotion, it means that you have not turned on your boss. He is not sexually attracted to you and you will get no where on that job. If you want to better yourself and make more money, take a break and go to the employees rest room and look in the mirror, decide if your appearance is sexy enough to attract a horny new boss, if it is, start looking for a job where you will be sexually desired. Don't leave the old job if you are homely or fat, because horny bosses will only hire a woman with a curvy body combined with a pretty face.

An attractive job applicant with just basic intelligence and willingness to admit that she is sexually liberated will be immediately hired with a fantastically high starting salary. The new employee will immediately be introduced to the superior officers of the company and will be wined and dined. If her performance pleases the staff, raises and promotions will quickly follow. Her perks will be free vacations, with a few of her favorite superiors as escorts. It sounds like a dream come true but it can happen to you if you qualify.

Getting a raise or promotion has nothing to do with your work performance, but has everything to do with the way you turn on your boss. A boss has worked hard to get where he is and he should be rewarded by having a sexy looking employee to make love with. If you are "sexy looking”, and kind to your boss you will climb the corporate ladder at unbelievable speed. You will have earned it, lay back and enjoy your job.

The human being has not evolved much further than an animal in heat; men are naturally horny and they go wild when they look at an attractive female. This lust has entered the work place and people in positions of power are dominated by its force. This is good news for attractive and also sexy looking women. They have an unbeatable advantage as an employee, and they don't want to lose it. Seldom do they complain about a horny boss.

Nobody is complaining about the advantages of being an attractive employee except a few homely women who wouldn't mind making love to a horny and also rich boss. There is no known way to stop horny employers from hiring attractive job applicants for the sole purpose of making love to them. This discriminatory hiring practice will continue as long as a boss is horny.

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